we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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