I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
