Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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