we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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