Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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