they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
false alarm. still invincible.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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