i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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