plz talk dirty to me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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