this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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