So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
