I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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