Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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