You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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