He is an equal opportunity slut.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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