we have officially lost it.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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