Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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