just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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