There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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