Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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