Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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