if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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