So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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