I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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