I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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