awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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