when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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