We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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