No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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