i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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