she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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