Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
