yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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