Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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