Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
dude. I can hear the air.
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