I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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