I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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