jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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