is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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