WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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