Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Girls should come with a carfax report
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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