Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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