You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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