So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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