So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
