I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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