ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I've blown a few things in my day
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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