epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Even my vagina gasped.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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