Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i dont even know how to be here
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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