I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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