He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Actions speak louder than pants.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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