Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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