glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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