thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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