Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i have two assholes
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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