Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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