are you still at the devil's house?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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