are you still at the devil's house?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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