i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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